Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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