You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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