If i come over, it means nothing
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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