They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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