I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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