I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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