yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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