I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
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