So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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