yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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