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Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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I pour the whiskey from now on
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