better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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