she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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