google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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