Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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