SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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