Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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