are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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