Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What a dumb baby whore.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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