why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Don't tell me you're on acid again
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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