It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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