you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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