Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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