I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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