Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I died a long time ago.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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