Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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