im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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