I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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