Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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