...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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