You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY