it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
