why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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