There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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