Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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