Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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