remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she pinky promised me she was 18
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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