So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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