ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
from now on my penis is your penis
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We smell like vodka and hangover
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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