It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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