We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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