at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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