would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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