I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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