I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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