I don't remember. Are we still dating?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
