At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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