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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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