i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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