love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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