I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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