Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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