rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
