i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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