Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
