The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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